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segnalato da DAVIDEDAVE

Le migliori 20 risposte dei programmatori quando i loro programmi non funzionano:

20. "E' bizzarro..."

19. "Non l'ha mai fatto prima."

18. "Ieri funzionava."

17. "Com'è possibile?"

16. "Dev'essere un problema hardware."

15. "Cos'avete fatto di sbagliato per farlo inchiodare?"

14. "C'è qualcosa di strano nei vostri dati."

13. "Non ho modificato il codice questa settimana!"

12. "Avete la versione sbagliata."

11. "Questa è una coincidenza sfortunata."

10. "Non ho testato tutto!"

9. "QUESTO non può essere la fonte di QUELLO."

8. "Funziona, ma non è stato provato."

7. "Qualcuno ha modificato il mio codice."

6. "Avete fatto un controllo dei virus nel sistema?"

5. "Anche se non funziona, può andare bene?

4. "Non puoi usare questa versione sul tuo sistema."

3. "Perchè volete fargli fare quello?"

2. "Dove eravate quando il programma si è bloccato?"


E la risposta numero uno dei programmatori quando i loro programmi non funzionano:


1. "Sulla mia macchina funziona."


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